Get dirty. Get fucking filthy. Get poor. Get off your ass.
Get desperate. Get dangerous. Get vilified. Get vile.
Get romantic. Get fucked. Get moving. Get productive.
Get pro-active. Get started. Get your own life.
Get doing something. Anything.
Because before you know it you’re 40 with kids, a mortgage, and responsibilities that cause your fun to come second.
So before cancer, before children, before 50 hour work weeks, before back and knee problems, before school loans,
before you lose your sense of humor…
Fight and fuck and run and smile. Smile because the older you get, the less you will.
So yes, “quit being such a goddamn pussy,”
because bitching and whining and worrying never made anything better.